July 2011
SO STOKED FOR #SharkWeek OHMYGOD
SO STOKED FOR #SharkWeek OHMYGOD
I love waking up to Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey. #itsgonnabeagoodday
At cups n mugs with megsyyy. We have a date with winne the pooh tonight (:
Someone bought a bag o’ rubber duckies at Kmart. I love my job.
Someone bought a bag o’ rubber duckies at Kmart. I love my job.
RT @FreddyAmazin: Over 80% of teenagers have sex before age 16. RT if you want to try a Krabby Patty.
My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.
Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
Sister: You tell him.
Me: And if he doesn't like you?
Sister: You kill him.
"Hey, know any good jokes about sodium?" "Na."
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
loisismyname:
I zinc we’re better than that, guys.
One of the better jokes I’ve xenon here
It’s not their fault all the good jokes argon.
who is manganese jokes?
Please, don’t make me sulfur through this.
where is the person that made these awful puns
I want to barium
STOP IT.
Here is a fabulous blog for you to follow
icrackedcorn:
i hate when you finish a cup of yogurt or pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over
“I hope you live a life you’re proud of. If you find that you’re not, I hope you...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via mirroir) 